Majestyk
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Post by Majestyk on May 24, 2009 21:43:09 GMT -5
hilarious IM conversation with Jack Murphy that I just had to post it.
halloweenmegafan: Haley Joel Osment's mom dies and Whoppi Goldberg becomes his foster mother, and Gerard is his imaginary friend FozzieBear92: wow FozzieBear92: i would hate for Whoopi to be my stepmom FozzieBear92: she has no eyebrows halloweenmegafan: hahahah halloweenmegafan: I love the spagetti hair FozzieBear92: ya gotta wonder if anyone in this world ever said "i wanna have sex with whoopi goldberg" halloweenmegafan: hahahahaha FozzieBear92: its logically impossible halloweenmegafan: The Flying Spagetti Monster would come out of her hair FozzieBear92: just like Hitler having a fistfight with Charles Bronson FozzieBear92: oh wait........ halloweenmegafan: Charlie would just stare him down FozzieBear92: that's how hitler died anyway halloweenmegafan: And Hitler would piss himself FozzieBear92: bronson snapped eva braun's neck and then made hitler shit out his liver halloweenmegafan: hahahahaha halloweenmegafan: Oh my God that's so funny FozzieBear92: true, no less halloweenmegafan: Chuck Norris should have been alive then halloweenmegafan: He would have stopped the Holocaust FozzieBear92: they could've teamed-up and scalped Mikhail Kruschev halloweenmegafan: yea FozzieBear92: rip off that irritating fucking birthmark on his forehead halloweenmegafan: o yeah
*I'm fozziebear92, Jack Murphy is halloweenmegafan.
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